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Update 9/13/2010:
God Doves will be released TODAY at 5 p.m. @ 513 W 54th St in front of The Colbert Report studio line. Revolution Media Solutions in NYC will be taking the lead on this project. RMS will be filming the release as well as passing out flyers and signs to supporters and the studio audience. If you would like to be a part of this operation show up early, film the event, take a flyer, and cry out Restore Truthiness when the doves are released!
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Direct all communications to: support@colbertrally.com SUBJECT: Operation Olive Branch
On last night’s show, Colbert wanted a sign from God, in the form of a flock of geese, when he discussed the idea of a Restoring Truthiness Rally. Too bad God’s in Florida this week (he said something about a bonfire), so we’ll have to handle this ourselves.
Geese are too Canadian for us Americans, especially when they just migrate south over our great nation and poop on our land. We decided to go with a more classy fowl. We know this is extremely last minute, but are we soldiers in this fight or what? Colbert Nation, we summon you!! You have three choices to choose from:
Plan A
Send Colbert a flock of doves and document it on film. Easy as a miracle from God. Rainbow is optional. Here is what we need for tomorrow Sept. 8th, 2010:
Ok, some people wanted to send doves, so here is the form to chipin. We talked to a guy in NY and he says he can do 10 doves it $400. We still need someone to volunteer to come film it for us: support@colbertrally.com
- DONE: If you are familiar with businesses that send doves, please give us details on which one to use and how much it will cost. Can this be done tomorrow Sept. 8th, or is that too last minute?
- DONE: We either need someone who is extremely rich to finance the entire operation (we tried calling the Koch brothers), or we can start a donation button once someone figures out how much it will cost. Thank you for all the generous donations.
- Then we have to figure out how to lure, in a friendly way, Mr. Stewart and Mr. Colbert to come outside so they can see this magnificent sign from the Lord God and film it. This is the internet, pics or it didn’t happen.
Plan B
We need paper origami cranes made and sent/taken into the studio to give to Colbert. Colbert will have a flock of cranes in his studio like Beck had a flock of geese at his rally. Be sure to include a note with it about why you folded the crane (hint: it’s for a Restoring Truthiness Rally). There’s a Japanese tale that says if you fold 10,000 paper cranes your wish will come true, but these are 100% American made cranes so we only need about 500 or so. Send or hand deliver the cranes!
Instructions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es-vMeZy9HA
Facebook Groups Promoting the Cause:
Counting Cranes
Peace Cranes
Plan C (by SVENGAL1)
Send Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert a toy goose from Amazon: Ty Beanie Babies – Honks Goose or Free the Eagle with Black Chest Red & Blue Wings. (If a non-profit has an Amazon affiliate code they want to use for these links, email me: support@colbertrally.com)
Studio address:
Stephen Colbert:
c/o The Colbert Report
513 West 54th Street
New York, NY 10019
Please send us your suggestions and ideas. We cannot possibly pull this entire gig off ourselves, especially since we live all the way across country in San Francisco. Also, tomorrow Colbert will have military personnel in his studio, so anything nice we do tomorrow is a patriotic act of unmatched proportions.
Direct all communications to: support@colbertrally.com SUBJECT: Operation Olive Branch
