Do you know what’s scarier than Muslim Vampires? Jon Stewart’s socialist buses!
That’s right, the liberal media strikes again, HuffingPost is offering FREE sanity bus rides to the Rally to Restore Sanity.
Do you know who else had free buses? That’s right, Stalin.
Nation, I urge you not take part in this blatant act of treason perpetrated by the reasonable people of Jon Stewart’s socialist agenda. Join me in saying no to this FREE bus rides, instead do what a real honest American would do, ride your horse to the March to Keep Fear Alive. Because we all know, any real American would own a horse. Don’t you?